Amidst the shout of “No gree for anybody”, we specially want to plead with these four things to not only ignore that shout, but to gree for us this year and beyond.
Lagos traffic
We are tired of waking up at 6am just to meet a 12pm appointment, not to mention all the shouts and frustration. Lagos traffic, we’re pleading with you, let us enjoy the soft life this year. We promise to be on our best behavior.
Bills
Why do we have to pay so much to enjoy life? For years, you have grown from being little paper demons to becoming huge ones, always showing up at the wrong time. Kindly cut us some slack this year, and be nicer henceforth.
Love
Throughout the years, our anthem has been the collective ‘awwwnnn’ and the questioning ‘God when.’ But this time around, we’re on a mission to make people also go ‘awwwnnn’ under our posts. Cupid, if you’re listening, we kindly request that you take precise aim at our hearts this year. Let the love arrows fly, and may our social media be filled with sweet moments that make everyone go ‘awwwnnn’ in unison.
Nepa
With the exorbitant cost of running our generator all night and the scorching heat in our part of the world, we are passionately reaching out to NEPA. Please, NEPA, we’re on our knees, begging you to ‘gree’ for us and give us constant light.
Even as we stay hopeful, believing that our pleas have been received , may this year unfold with the ease these elements bring, turning the ordinary into extraordinary moments of serenity and light.
