Take my word for it, being a chartered accountant can be great fun. Trust the “Senior Elder Citizens” (ex-KPMG partners who are still awaiting their gratuity and pension after serving meritoriously for thirty-four years – 1970 to 2004) to make the best of the World Congress of Accountants 2014 which was held recently at Parco Della Musica, Rome (November 10-13, 2014).
The journey to Rome actually began four years ago at the conclusion of the 2010 congress which was held in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, November 8-11, 2010. The Senior Elder Citizens supplicated the Almighty and prayed that they would be alive to participate in the next congress – hopefully not the last! The Almighty demonstrated his limitless mercies and bountiful beneficence by granting those prayers without insisting on penitence or recrimination. All that were required were humility, uprightness, perseverance and steadfastness. Hence, once the plane took off for Rome, the Senior Elder Citizens burst into song (but no dancing): “It’s sweet to be loved by God”. It was singing all the way to Rome! Of course, it was with appropriate decorum and deference to safety regulations. Otherwise, we would have been ejected in mid-air and forced to wave “bye-bye” not only to our loved ones but also our unpaid gratuity and pension.
On arrival at Rome’s Fiumicino – Leonardo da Vinci Airport, we were given the full VIP treatment. Limousines with tinted windows awaited us as we disembarked from the plane and it was left to the protocol officers to deal with mundane matters such as our passports, luggage, customs, etc. Police escort was provided in order to shield us from Rome’s notorious traffic jam that would provide stiff competition to Lagos logjam.
In a matter of minutes we were checked into the magnificent Hotel Splendide Royal on Via Porta Piacina. What awaited us was an excellent cocktail with exquisite canapés. The bar oozed sonorous classical music – Moonlight Sonata (by Beethoven); Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring (by Bach); Marriage of Figaro; Aleluia Chorus, etc.
Ironically, by the time we got into our rooms which were truly “splendid”, the music that was waffling through the walls was from “Fiddler on the roof”! Ironically too, we were on the top floor of the hotel which provided a picturesque view of Rome in all its splendour. Even now, the haunting tune “If I was a rich man” by Topol still rings in our ears.
Anyway, after taking a nap we were on our way to lunch which was on the hotel’s 8th floor. The Mirabelle Restaurant is truly a testimony to the finest Italian cuisine to be savoured with gusto alongside lashings of irresistible exotic desserts together with the finest of wines and champagne. No expense spared! We are going to send the bill to KPMG and it’s up to our successors to deduct it from our gratuity and pension as “wholly necessarily and exclusively incurred for the purpose of the business”.
It turned out that some of our colleagues came by private jet. They gleefully announced that the bill would be sent to KPMG! Before matters progressed (or deteriorated) much further, the senior partner/chairman of KPMG Italy, Giampiero Pesenti, turned up to make it absolutely clear that we were on our own. Fortunately, we all came armed with our Platinum American Express card. The only exception was the cardinal amongst us who had quietly checked into a monastery.
It is very much to the credit of the International Federation of Accountants (IFAC), organisers of the World Congress of Accountants 2014, that special arrangements were made for those who have served the accountancy profession for more than fifty years. A section of the vast hall of Santa Cecilia, Sinapoli, Petrassi had been reserved for us. Hence, straight from our hotel we were provided with armed police escort and outriders to ferry us directly to our seats. I must add that wheelchairs were in abundance. Very thoughtful of the organisers!
It turned out that Nigeria had the largest delegation of 1,105 out of the 5,000 delegates. Anyway, the opening ceremony commenced promptly at 16:30 and went on till 20:00 on Monday 10, November 2014. The welcome address by the outgoing president of IFAC, Warren Allen, was superb. It was exceptionally kind of him to specially recognise the “Seventy Senior Elders”. None of us dozed off till matters were concluded.
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The climax of the evening was the cultural performance by a musical maestro who took up piano at the age of six and proceeded to become an international star. His repertoire ranged from Wolfgang Mozart’s piano concerto (number 21) and summer classics – Rondeau, Einkhene Nachkmusik and Heyden’s The Student Prince as well as Rondo Allegro plus an extra dose of Beethoven’s symphonies. It was truly a musical feast.
Most unexpectedly, the “Seventy Senior Elders” joined the musical prodigy on stage to sing “O sole mio” (“Oh my soul”) by Elvis Presley. What brought the house (and also the curtain) down was when we sang lustily: “Mio se ni jo” (Why will I not dance?).
Business commenced in earnest the following day with sessions on such exotic subjects as Business thriving in disruptive times; The new audit report; The evolution of private companies financial reporting; Building a global valuation expertise; Fighting corruption and fraud: The role for professional accountants (the Nigerian experience); International education standards and auditor competence; Convergence to IFRS and global consistency; Assurance services SME reporting; Social responsibility and banking; Trade in services and accountancy: The profession helping to unlock the full potential; The opportunities and challenges in adopting the new international education standards, among others.
Our reward for being alert throughout the deliberations on our profession’s “hot topics and burning issues” was an unexpected invitation by the chairman of KPMG International, John B. Veihmeyer, to join him at a dinner at one of Rome’s best restaurants – Piereluigi at P.zza de Ricca, 144, Rome. He was a very generous and excellent host. It would have been graceless to raise the issue of our unpaid gratuity and pension. Proper decorum prevailed. In any case, we preceded him in the profession by almost twenty years – having become associates of the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales (ICAEW) in 1969.
Thankfully, the succulent dinner followed by a sumptuous breakfast in our hotel sufficiently invigorated us for the business of Day 3 which was devoted to Enhancing government transparency and accountability: A way to economic growth; The building blocks of audit quality; SMPs 2020; Public sector accounting and the move to accrual accounting; Code of ethics: Shaping behaviour; Limiting the risk of failure in financial institutions, among others.
J.K Randle
